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  Confetti-County Chapter:(Season) One, book eight. Premise: When Ullie and Lacie have a talk of being apart of the yearly parades, they decide to enter once more. (It's very early afternoon, a sunny day of coarse. Vructle, the dragon is sitting down watching televsion when the door opens. It's Vrum, grumbling to himself dissaspointed.) Vructle: You guys're back from fishin' already? Vrum: Yeah, we're back alright. We were hlaf-way down the interstate when I had to make a stop at the gas and do some inventory on our gear. That's when I saw all our bate went missin'! Vructle: Well w

  Alligators from a congregation discuss the stripping of their swamp due to golf coarses.

  A bird and alligator talk about the arriving spring. Written by Humidity Dragon. To most who vacationed down in the wet-lands, ie. the migrating birds that just "had" to taste the fish during Alabama's winters, this season was a salty wind of fresh air. They had desired a change of scenery, and would trade their icicle's for low hanging spanish-moss. It was what they'de been waiting for all flight, and now here they had it. The wonderful, mild, and muggy winter with humid under-tones. But, to the alligator, the biggest alligator even, it was still too cold. He was basking, in the morning and even though he didn't like it, he did have to admit: there was just something about watching the winter's morning. "It stays the same every-year," He heard those familiar wings, and knew. It was the same bird who'd been here to bask in the sun too, as she'd been for years now. Not so many as him, but Thye'd talked to each other long

  Alligator's view of trying to survive the humid heat.

  What happens when an alligator who has been the gator of the congregation fights a new alligator who will shred osteoderms for the title?

  Article: Why Alligators are better than you! C.2024. Humidity Dragon. Why Alligators are better than you. Written by a dragon. (Humidity Dragon, that is!) Premise: A dragon tells humans why alligator are better than them. Alright, from what the internet analytics say, most who use the internet are human beings. And that's okay, no one can chose how they're hatched----uh----born! Oh yeah, humans are the ones born with the belly buttons....meaning they are grown inside their mothers. There's nothing wrong with being a human. Humans do great things. Like, need fabric to stay warm, or fires to stay warm, or avoid being in day-light so they can stop being warm......because believe it or not, that's bad for them too. We don't like to talk about it, but we animals have respect for humans that goes nerves deep. Humans are a walking success story after all. Now matter how much a grudge my kind holds against them, humans are a fragile force to reckoned with.

  Billabong's Journey, Chapter Two. Premise: Billabong, a Salt-Water Crocodile quests for the position of dominance, as all crocs do.

  MAIN CHARACTERS. Cenelofie Of The E.C.T.O.R.: Once a down on her luck human waiting on big important figures at a 24 hour restaraunt, trained to be belittled and mistreated, Cenelofie was ridiculed for knowing that she meant to be something different. While the rest of the staff was from all walks of life, they were all taught from birth to adhere to the big-wigs and smile when being berated. Not Cenelofie, she dreamed of a life of flight. Flying machines and exploring. She was considered an oddball, and a ditz by her giggling fellow waitresses, until by chance she served a shady busnies creature who was ready to literally eat her for getting an order wrong due to lack of sleep. When she throws her tray at him in self defense, she vanuqished the bratty business-man rendering him momentarily unable. Turns out, this guy was an enemy of Commander Hyperspeed Hippo, who owns a fleet of exploration ships. He wants Cenelofie to be the helm of his ship the E.C.T.O.R. The only iss

  Premise: Two traveling dragon brothers, Vrumtle and Vructle have made their debute into the world of circus dragons many centuries before, and now wish to live their retirment in a place where dragons are shrugged off as myth and fantasy. They chose Confetti-County, a small port city just big enough to have the essentials as a toruist attraction for it's sea-food and coastal culture, but small enough where most of its citizens would rather go about their days in their own ignorance. The two have got it made, alongside their manager named Wyvern who just so happens to be their younger brother. However, after attending a traveling fair they see a young woman down on her luck. Vrumtle invites her to stay for the night "or just until she gets back on her feet" and suddenly, the two learn just how much adventure humans can be! .CHARACTERS. Vrumtle and Vructle: A dragon, and identicle to his brother whomst he made alengthy living, traveling and doing acrobatic flying tricks w

  The Warmth in the Veins of a Dinosaur. The Temperature inside the dinosaur's blood vessels may have been warmer than most think!

  Looks like this old pirate'll have to swap out his glass bottles of rum for stirofoam cups of cofee in this modern time! And as for the caveman, he'll have to switch his cave-clubs for golf-clubs! "To the 'Civilized' and Standing, a story of taming the two who lived by sea and club." A small installment of adventure for Vruldet and Frildet.  Vruldet and Frildet have a lavish supply of food, clothes, and leisure at their disposal, but being the guard to the castle doesn't come without it's slow days. When Vrulcul demands the two women, now comfortable beyond their wildest wants to leave the castle for a vacation, they stumble upon the water himself, Captain of his own crew and longing for life beyond leading a bunch of rum shufflers, Frildt and Vruldt make it upon themselves to show this pirate the shores. But it won't be easy to "civilize" this pirate. Can he live with the dragons of the land and follow their customs with no qualm? And

  When an alligator and crocodile walk into the same enclosure, the story of Brimm-Scales and Timber-Scales.

Dorset England's Dinosaur. (The Discovery of 2023's December Pilosaur)  Only once in a 150 million years, on a sea-side coast falling away due for the typical weather of it's area, there is truly an even worth reading and writing about. This is the real December story of the Pliosaur that took the digital headlines electric. Here in 2023, a creature of water ruled its environment ice-times  before the crocodilians could brag about their bite force, went mildly viral for being a discovery so impressively intact. It was the six foot skull of the animal, complete with teeth, bones well enough to be studied and soon to be decorated on a display. This land formation  was so berated by the rain and sea-shore winds, it was actually enough to finally give way,  revealing this long caked animal's skull. Aquatic was the Pliosaur, with every bell and whistle a croc or alligator today just wouldn't have. Less limbs and more flippers. Infact, the animal is actually more lizard o

  So ya wanna be the Croc of the float, do ya? Written by Humidity Dragon. Alright Gator or Croc, so ya wanna be the Croc of the Float? How can one become the very thing every single bright eyed snaggle snouted   crocodile strides to be? What does "Top Of the Float" mean?  Ya can find it all out right here and now in this article! So, pay attention climbing crocodile This article is written for you! It's a moment every crocodilian must ask themselves sooner or later, before they shed their egg-tooth, "How long is it before I become the croc of the water?" For some, the journey is linear. Some crocs have gotten to their crown of the float with a few routine bites and scars, while some have had survive firing on all fours, just barley surving the waters rampant with their own kind.For those reading this article who aren't alligator or crocodile, you might be wondering...." who is the croc of the float?" He's any croc who can beat the others by si